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She came in thrrouuuggh the bathroom window

Tanya-Priya. Chelsea FC, FC Barcelona,The Beatles, My Chemical Romance. And a lot of other stuff.



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© She came in thrrouuuggh the bathroom window 2012–2014
Summer Other people: end of school, sea, sun, beach, tan
Me: world cup, transfers, anxiety, new players, miss my team, tears
END OF hoty part of SUMMER:
Other people: OH NO SCHOOL,BOYS,MAKE-UP,CLOTHES!!!
Me: da leagues startin'
Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ 

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

benedictcumberbatch:

a boy just asked me if we could play ‘the question game’ so I said ‘ok would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or penises going down your back like a stegosaurus?’ and he hasn’t replied

lara-not-funny:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

seriously -_-

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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littlemsmeanie:

lanashiftdelrey:

smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like

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So true!!!

lezbroh:

when you feel yourself getting attatchedimage

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”



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